Thursday, March 11, 2010

Jokes 3/11/10

Tiger Woods has apparently hired former Press Secretary for George W. Bush Ari Fleischer to help him rehabilitate his public image. I'm not sure if it'll help his approval rating, but at least it'll help Tiger Woods go to war with Iraq.

The Internet has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The actual award will be shared by Charlie Bit My Finger and Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

Conan O' Brien has announced a nationwide tour after he was forced off of television only a few months ago by NBC. The tour will have about twenty stops, but will likely miss a few when Jay Leno slashes the tires of his tour bus.

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