Monday, March 15, 2010

Jokes 3/15/10

A study shows that children who misbehave are more likely to report chronic pain as an adult. Scientists also tried to find out why better behaving children are always hitting themselves? Why are they always hitting themselves?

A Swiss watch designer has created a $12,000 watch that is, get this, made completely out of fossilized dinosaur dung. So when someone asks you what time it is, you can say "I don't know, my watch is made out of dinosaur dung."

Soccer star David Beckham has apparently completely torn his achilles tendon. This is the biggest news to come out of soccer since someone actually scored a goal last year.

There is a rumor that the show "24" will be moving over to NBC. In this season, Jack Bauer will have to go to Los Angeles to take care of a giant bomb, "The Marriage Ref".

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