Thursday, March 18, 2010

Jokes 3/18/10

Welcome to the morning after St. Patrick's Day, where everyone is still just a little bit Irish.

Singapore has just opened it's own Universal Studios Theme Park today. In this park you'll be able to ride all of the bootlegs of the movies.

Rangers manager Ron Washington has apologized for testing positive for cocaine last month. The team knew he was on cocaine when baserunners became confused as to what the signal for "grinding your teeth" was.

A sex shop in Europe is being fined after trying to get a tax break by calling itself a "cinema" because they show pornographic movies. The owner was discouraged, but went on to say that they might try to call the shop a police station next week, on the count that they sell handcuffs.

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