The suit that O.J. Simpson wore when he was acquitted of murder is going to be donated to the Smithsonian. It will put up next to the chair that Archie Bunker used to kill all of those people.
GM is recalling 1.3 million cars due to a problem with power steering, and therefore picking the worst time ever to rip off an idea from Toyota.
Four California men are being charged for hacking into websites in order to illegally obtain more than a million tickets to concerts and sporting events, and then reselling them for a huge profit. They called their project: Ticketmaster.
Lebron James has filed to get his number changed from 23, to 6. While most people think this change is out of reverence to Michael Jordan, he actually wanted to change his number to the amount of people who still care about the NBA.
The city of Topeka Kansas will be temporarily renamed "Google, Kansas" in order to get the company to test an ultra-fast connection in the city. In other news, Detroit will be renamed "Any company please come and help us, please".
*themonologist is on twitter!!!
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