In the midst of a budget crisis, California has decided to alleviate its overcrowded jails by making parole easier. This will help the local economy improve, and will also make it easier for Vh1 to get reality show contestants.
California has come even closer to voting on a bill that would legalize marijuana in the state. Just don't get caught smoking weed with your same-sex partner, that would be dangerous.
A video of Joe Biden using the "f-word" has hit the internet today. A reporter then asked Biden, "Do you kiss Barack Obama's ass with that mouth?"