President Barack Obama will be signing a new measure to aid college students with their loans. He will be signing the bill at Northern Virginia Community College, but probably just until the government can afford to sign it at Northwestern.
Ricky Martin has officially come out of the closet, but let's face it, even his two-year-old surrogate sons have known for ten years.
Toyota has announced that they will be enlisting NASA to help them solve their problems with malfunctioning accelerators. NASA will also help Toyota by sending the company's CEO to Mars.
Scientists are saying that eating unhealthy foods may have a similar effect on people than using the drugs cocaine or heroin. That may be sort of true, but I still don't think that was confectioner's sugar coming out of Lindsay Lohan's shoes.