Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Jokes: 3/3/10

An Israeli army raid was called off after an Israeli soldier divulged the specific plans to attack a West Bank village on his facebook page. The soldier obviously regrets not making the attack a "secret" event.

A representative for the EU is stating that genetically modified foods are an unavoidable part of the future for the world. When asked about the difference between regular foods and genetically modified foods he said "It's silly. That's like comparing apples to mega-oranges."

Apparently a bomb was detonated at a school in Detroit. People were evacuated but no one was hurt. Experts don't know why the bomb didn't explode correctly, but this is Detroit, the bomb was probably too depressed to work right.

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