Monday, April 5, 2010

Jokes 4/5/10

It has been rumored that Bruce Springsteen has been having an affair behind his wife's back. Apparently his genitals have been on more things than the cameras at Super Bowl halftime shows.

IMAX theaters are starting to show a 3D documentary about the Hubble telescope. As kids will obviously hate this 3D movie, the company is thinking of rebranding it, with the voice of Telescope being played by Kevin James.

According to NASA, the space shuttle Discovery will have four women aboard it at once, making that the most in history. So get ready for Bravo's new show, "The Real Housewives of Space".

Rod Blagojevich has been fired on celebrity apprentice. Donald Trump said it was because he struggled as a team leader, but many assume that he was trying to sell his spot on the show to Biz Markie.

The FAA has made a new ruling that would allow pilots who are on antidepressants to fly. This came with another similar ruling, which would make it illegal for pilots to read their sad poems over the loudspeaker.

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