Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Jokes 4/7/10

Apparently Mattel is releasing a new version of Scrabble that will allow players to use proper nouns. In other news, my cousin, Jayluxz is totally real, I swear.

Nintendo and Google are teaming up to create a Wii game in which players compete to generate the most search engine results. Though gamers will find out just how easy it is to win this game once they think to use the word "porn".

A female astronaut in Japan had a fashion designer make her a high-fashion spacesuit, with a blue cardigan and shorts. Though as they say, "in space, no one can hear you talk about how awesome you think your douchey outfit is."

GM has reported losses of $4.3 billion for the second half of 2009. To put that in perspective, Toyota is still making money and their cars don't have brakes.

At the Master's tournament, the members of Tiger's threesome have been announced, which is weird because I thought they had all come forward already.

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