In NYC, the FBI has seized a set of John Lennon's fingerprints from a memorabilia shop. Now I'm no FBI agent, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that John Lennon didn't commit this crime.
In Hungary, there was an incident at a factory that sent toxic red sludge into the Danube River, causing much environmental damage. While no one knows what the nature of this hazardous red sludge is, we can only assume that the factory that makes Spaghettio's is located in Hungary.
Scientists have said that there is a rare Japanese plant that has the biggest genome yet. This is important to the scientific community, as well as the other plants that will have to start driving hummers to overcompensate.