Suffolk County NY is starting a published list of animal abusers, a lot like the one used for sex offenders. So now you'll know which houses not to trick or treat at, especially if your child is dressed as Snoopy.
A 76 year-old man who engineered a major ponzi scheme is being charged today. The press are calling him "mini-Madoff", but will probably have to change that when they realize that this is also Bernie Madoff's nickname in prison.
Yesterday the 33 miners in Chile were finally rescued after being trapped in a collapsed mine tunnel. People are now saying that these men will be brought with much fame. So get ready for next year's smash hit "The Real Housewives of a Collapsed Mine Tunnel in Chile"
In the race for Connecticut Senator, Dick Blumenthal seems to be pulling away from WWE executive Linda McMahon. Though this shouldn't matter, as everyone knows elections are fake.